Poor Stephen Colbert. How's he gonna parody THIS?

Some commentators can out-absurd anyone trying to parody them. It's almost as if Bill O'Reilly is saying, top that, Stephen Colbert:

>>GamePolitics.com caught this gem from the Radio Factor with Bill O’Reilly:

I don’t own an iPod. I would never wear an iPod… If this is your primary focus in life - the machines… it’s going to have a staggeringly negative effect, all of this, for America… did you ever talk to these computer geeks? I mean, can you carry on a conversation with them? …I really fear for the United States because, believe me, the jihadists? They’re not playing the video games. They’re killing real people over there.<<

The piece goes on to caution that you should NOT subscribe to the O'Reilly podcast ... or the terrorists will win!