File under least competent criminals

According to CNN.com, a Connecticut woman’s plan to murder all nine members of the Supreme Court, and various other government officials, was a complete failure.

Apparently, although the woman sent each would-be murder victim a package of delicious looking baked goods and candies, she included letters chockfull of death threats with each. Somehow, the recipients figured out that they shouldn’t eat the goodies which, chemical analyses showed, were laced with rat poison. Story here.